We've lost our clothes brush. In our case it's a roll of sticky tape on an er... stick. It's fantastic to remove cat hair from clothes, seats and assorted body parts. Since summer is nearing and there are three cats living in our house (or we're living in their house, depending on which one of the parties you ask), we desperately need it back. Desperately. Until we do, neither of us can wear anything black, and neither can any of our guests.

Also missing: our thermometer. Necessary to figure out if you're feeling "miserable and slightly warm" or "miserable and distinctly feverish-thus-giving-you-the-right-to-be-pampered".

Which one of our friends is a kleptomaniac?