I love Morrissey. I do. I have CDs, I have ... well, I just have CDs. I think he's funny and his songs make me sing along without wanting to.
But Morrissey at Eurovision? Oh no. No no no no. That's my "decent music"-world colliding with my "decent trashy music"-world, and I just can't have that. I fear the sun will implode and whole galaxies will be lost (and how will the crew of Voyager then find their way home? Or did they end up back home already... I'm not sure), not to mention the damage it wil do to my already fragile psyche.
Besides, Morrissey is an international institution, he can't just represent "the UK". He'd be selling himself short! ;-)
"Hello, my name is Morrissey and I'll be representing every country taking part here tonight. This is my song for Spain. It's called "bullfighting is for wankers". Thank you."
But Morrissey at Eurovision? Oh no. No no no no. That's my "decent music"-world colliding with my "decent trashy music"-world, and I just can't have that. I fear the sun will implode and whole galaxies will be lost (and how will the crew of Voyager then find their way home? Or did they end up back home already... I'm not sure), not to mention the damage it wil do to my already fragile psyche.
Besides, Morrissey is an international institution, he can't just represent "the UK". He'd be selling himself short! ;-)
"Hello, my name is Morrissey and I'll be representing every country taking part here tonight. This is my song for Spain. It's called "bullfighting is for wankers". Thank you."
- Music:we're from Barcelona

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I mean, he's not my kind of artist, but I respect the fact that he puts thought into his work, which is not likely to be appreciated by us fans.
::falls out of chair howling::
And you sing on your own
And get null points and cry and you hope to die
eeeep!
Yup, I like to do things by the book.
I don't mind, no.
"Hello, my name is Morrissey and I'll be representing every country taking part here tonight. This is my song for Spain. It's called "bullfighting is for wankers". Thank you."
Can I [Bad username: metaquotes"] this?
Que?
I'm pretty sure you can do whatever you want with it though, I'm not fickle.