Alsion pointed me to this link of the Creation Museum. Yes, the Creation Museum. Fantastic stuff.
Apparently we have no right to judge Cain for marrying his sister -and back then there was nothing wrong with incest either- and every animal used to be vegetarian until Adam came along. All of them. So I guess the tigers and lions lived on a diet of grass and leaves then. We also learn that "Man and Woman have different roles from the beginning" and well... since women were made from a rib of the very first man... you know what that means, ladies. They also throw in a jibe about the sanctity of marriage. It's nice to know God was thinking about us dirty homosexuals from the very beginning, isn't it. Makes me feel special! Oh and there were a few stegosauruses (stegosauri?) on the Ark of Noah (I hope it was a big ark...)

You know, I always heard that creationists believed that dinosaur fossils were a test from God to see if you believed enough. I guess I was wrong. Or perhaps there are different types of Creationism, just like you have Catholicism and Protestantism you might have Pro- and Anti-dinos. Or perhaps it's just the Tyrannosaur fossils that are a test from God. You know, the ones with their huge carnivorous teeth. Or it might be carbon dating...
Still, if I'm ever in the neighbourhood, I'm sure it makes for a very, very entertaining afternoon.

"So this bandage, it's just for show then"

Yes... My dear co-worker, you're right. I didn't really fall down the stairs. No. In fact I'm not even in pain when I take the drive overhere. In fact, it's not about the stupidest thing I've ever done... come to work with a bruised thumb, and use it anyway, when I should've gone to see my GP and got the week off to rest. But hey, I felt guilty doing that right before my holiday! And comments like the one you gave me... however funny you might have thought you were... they're really the icing on the cake. Truly.

Also through Alsion:
US Department of health proposes to define contraception as abortion.

Er... Well, I guess it's good news for Durex. Unless that won't be allowed anymore either. Because, you know, you're preventing possible life!